STAR TREK

All I need to know about life I learned from STAR TREK

Seek out new life and new civilizations.

Non-interference is the Prime Directive.

Keep your phaser set on stun.

Humans are highly illogical.

There’s no such thing as a Vulcan death grip.

Live long and prosper.

Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting;

it is not logical but it is often true.

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations (IDIC).

Tribbles hate Klingons

(and Kingons hate Tribbles).

Enemies are often invisible—

like Romulans, they can be cloaked.

Don’t put all your ranking officers

in one shuttlecraft.

When your logic fails, trust a hunch.

Insufficient data does not compute.

If it can be fixed, just ask Scotty.

Even in our own world, we are sometimes aliens.

When going out into the Universe, remember,

“Boldly go where no man has gone before!”